I don’t think anyone’s realized…

If you take the letter “i” from Francis Ford Coppola’s name, the “c” from Martin Scorsese’s, the “e” from a lot of other directors’ names, and the “berg” from Steven Spielberg, you get the word “iceberg.” Now, an iceberg allegedly sunk the Titanic. James Cameron went on to make the film Titanic about that very event. James Cameron also directed a little film called The Terminator, which involved time travel. Am I suggesting that maybe a collective of Hollywood’s biggest names sent an iceberg back in time to sink the Titanic so that James Cameron could ultimately direct a film based on the event that turned out to be (up until 2009) the highest-grossing film ever? (A record, I might add, that he himself conveniently broke…) No, I’m not suggesting anything, but I do think it’s mighty suspicious.