when is kid rock going to hit puberty and finally become teen rock

I hate when a slow, sexy jam plays on the kitchen radio while I’m eating lunch. I start eating everything in slow motion and getting really hot.

So the Walking Dead theme music always plays in my head at the weirdest times.

Like I was making oatmeal just now and it started kicking in as I was stirring it up. 

What’s weirder is that everything cut to a credit sequence.