4,000th Post!
I’ve only regretted about 2,500 of them. But thanks for sticking around, especially those of you who’ve been with me since the beginning.
New Year’s Resolutions
- Finally delete my Tumblr.
Losing a follower is like the universe’s way of reinforcing that I’m probably going to end up dying alone.
If you’re going to unfollow me, at least submit your two week notice to HR.
I wanna thank you all for coming here tonight and drinking all of my booze. No, really. Uh… There’s a thing about running a blog that… you’re never short of a few freeloaders, like yourselves, to fill up your dashboard with, so, here’s to you people. Thank you. To all of you, uh, all you phonies, all of you two-faced friends, you sycophantic suck-ups who smile through your teeth at me, please leave me in peace. Please go. Stop smiling. It’s not a joke. Please leave. The party’s over. Get out.
— Bruce Wayne, speaking on my behalf.
Post #3400.
Just thought you all should know.
Did anyone get cake?
When the weekend comes, I always just sit back and laugh at everyone who has a social life. I love refreshing Tumblr over and over for it to only stay dead every single time. I die a little inside.
Post #3200.
Thank you everyone who’s put up with me. Hope you stick around for another 100.
^ All the Anons.
Dear Everyone:
Sorry I haven’t graced you with my presence today. Been working and playing PlayStation All-Stars. Probably won’t be on this evening or later, either. Don’t miss me too much, not that you most likely noticed I was gone anyway.
Sincerely,
Whatever you want to call me.
You know you lead an exciting life when you don’t realize it’s Saturday until 6pm.
Running my blog is like opening Disneyland for a party of 3 who decide to go home before lunch.
Do you think if I took an Instagram picture of a Dr. Pepper can against a sunset, the notes would just pile up?
So I think everyone in California should meet up for the premiere of The Hobbit. We can all still continue to refer to each other by our URL names instead of real names, that way it’s not weird.
