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My icon. Ladies, keep your panties on and just stand in a single file line, please.
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Here’s my ugly mug. Benedict Cabbagepatch fans eat your heart out.
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New Year’s Resolutions

  • Finally delete my Tumblr.

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These are some of the other cookies I decorated for their party tonight. Since none of you liked my other ones, I’m sharing these just to rub it in your face.
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Spent my day and evening at the Grinchmas event at Universal Studios. This is from the Who tree lighting (before it started). Turns out that I’m an even bigger Grinch than the Grinch, though, because all the couples that seemed to be out on date night made me sick.
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Post #3200.

Thank you everyone who’s put up with me. Hope you stick around for another 100.

^ All the Anons.

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US Politics as they should be:

  • Rick Grimes for President.
  • Walter White as Secretary of Commerce.
  • Jax Teller as Secretary of Defense.
  • Dexter Morgan as Attorney General.
  • Me as Secretary of Imagination.

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I hate when a slow, sexy jam plays on the kitchen radio while I’m eating lunch. I start eating everything in slow motion and getting really hot.

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Hurricane Sandy. Sandy from “Grease.” John Travolta. There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’m too lazy to stitch it together.

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Keyword:  Silent. Deafeningly so. (My lunch turned depressing.)
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My Life => Settings => Options => Delete Account

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Another reason Facebook sucks when I try to amuse myself and no one appreciates it. And I had to block my last name (not that it’s hard to figure out) because I had some unwarranted FB requests when I posted the last one. Stop it.
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