4,000th Post!
I’ve only regretted about 2,500 of them. But thanks for sticking around, especially those of you who’ve been with me since the beginning.
I have to win an Academy Award in the future because I’ve promised my mom practically since I started speaking that I’d make sure she could accompany me to the ceremony and I can’t let her down.
New Year’s Resolutions
- Finally delete my Tumblr.
Commercial idea.
Trojan Magnum advertisement using a re-themed cover of Gangnam Style called “Magnum Style.”
So The Hobbit in less than 14 hours!!
Too bad I have no one to go with. :(
Fuck Los Angeles.
I hate days like this when my crack addiction keeps me from taking a nap.
I wanna thank you all for coming here tonight and drinking all of my booze. No, really. Uh… There’s a thing about running a blog that… you’re never short of a few freeloaders, like yourselves, to fill up your dashboard with, so, here’s to you people. Thank you. To all of you, uh, all you phonies, all of you two-faced friends, you sycophantic suck-ups who smile through your teeth at me, please leave me in peace. Please go. Stop smiling. It’s not a joke. Please leave. The party’s over. Get out.
— Bruce Wayne, speaking on my behalf.
